TG HAXAX CARNIDO LAUDS THE HAITIAN GOVERNMENT FOR ITS SWIFT ACTION IN ARRESTING THE 10 THEOCRAT CHILD TRAFFICKERS

In a statement issued early this morning Torturer General Haxax Carnido said the following:

"I am deeply pleased that another base element of race driven theocracy in the United States of America has been exposed. A great well of positive karma will flow toward the people of America now that these theocrats who were trying to steal children from the nation of Haiti for their own profitable ends have been detained. This office is proud of the Laal Hethri agents that assisted in the background work to identify these criminals and in how they alerted the Dominican customs forces. A job well done all around. Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil! Praedexu teocratje!"

The Laal Hethri, still conducting and investigation into the ten American Baptist "missionaries" and are focusing on Laura Silsby, 48 of South Boise, Idaho who has a long history of financial failures and a recent financial collapse that would be the root of her desire to sell stolen children to anyone to get cash. In a curious twist an agent of the Laal Hethri speaking on condition of anonymity said, "I honestly believe that the members of Central Valley Baptist Church were dupes in this whole thing. but you see madam the problem with these 'non worldly' religious types is that they will believe anyone who says they have the same worldview."



Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
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