LAAL HETHRI REPORTS; KRISTY LEE ROSHIA DELUSIONAL NOT POLITICAL

For immediate release . . .

Kristy Lee Roshia

Kristy Lee Roshia has been in the custody of Federal authorities since Saturday after she made threats to kill First Lady Michelle Obama. Several news outlets here in Hell have been reporting that the Laal Hethri has had no comment on any help they offered or any actions behind the scenes they took to assure this delusional woman was captured before any harm could come to the first family. The Office of the Torturer General also has no comment on any current investigations at this time beyond its happiness that Roshia is no longer a threat and that this is a case of mental illness not a case of political vengence.



Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!


Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
106 High Lux Negro 2 AS