TORTURER GENERAL HAXAX CARNIDO WAS IN ON FROSTY THE INAPPROPRIATE SNOWMAN JOKE

The Office of the Torturer general was in on the joke played by the Director of the Laal Hethri earlier this afternoon. General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix reported on what he called a major breakthrough in "The War on Chrsitmas." The highest ranking law enforcement demon in Hell then proceeded to play a clip from CBS advertising "Two and a Half Men" and "How I Met Your Mother."

Torturer General, Haxax Carnido released a brief statement, "Yes I was in on the gag that was hatched early this morning. For once the Directat Javeth Nathux, the Laal Hethri and my office all worked to keep a secret for more than 17 seconds."


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!


Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
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