AN OPEN LETTER TO THE LIVING SOULS OF TERRA FROM TORTURER GENERAL HAXAX CARNIDO, OBRE, OQH

I would like to take this time to welcome you to an experiment long in the making. My office one of the busiest and more important in the government of the Hellac Empire, serves Pain, the Majordomo of Hell & Terra, seeks to offer insight to the living human population upon the verdant face of Terra. So through these pages we will keep you up to date on methods of torture used to punish those sent to Hell who do not enjoy the freedom of Eternal Afterlife, but of Eternal Damnation. Over time you will come to understand the daunting tasks we face and some of the engineering puzzles we have to solve.

I hope that we can come to understand each other better through this exchange of ideas and I hope you will be open and forthcoming with queries, comments and criticisms.

In the name of the Empress, Ang'ki HoorI and her divine mandate to rule Hell with her Eternal Partner, Pain, Knight Slayer of Shai' tan, Majordomo of Hell and Terra, Order of the Black Rose of the Empire, Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow, Fair Judge Executioner of Souls, Lord Gaoler of Dis, Oracle of Elections, Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits, Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell, Qadi of Hades, Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff, Count-Palatine of Sheol, Marquis di Gehenna, Emperor Consort, White Rod, President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu., I Haxax carnido open this blog on this date 154 Low Lux Negro in the First Year after the Casting into Oblivion of the Deceiver, Shai'tan.


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!

Haxax Carnido, O.B.R.E., O.Q.H
Directat Praedaxu Generalju
154 Low Lux Negro 1 AS