LAAL HETHRI REPORTS; KRISTY LEE ROSHIA DELUSIONAL NOT POLITICAL

For immediate release . . .

Kristy Lee Roshia

Kristy Lee Roshia has been in the custody of Federal authorities since Saturday after she made threats to kill First Lady Michelle Obama. Several news outlets here in Hell have been reporting that the Laal Hethri has had no comment on any help they offered or any actions behind the scenes they took to assure this delusional woman was captured before any harm could come to the first family. The Office of the Torturer General also has no comment on any current investigations at this time beyond its happiness that Roshia is no longer a threat and that this is a case of mental illness not a case of political vengence.



Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!


Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
106 High Lux Negro 2 AS

THE OFFICE OF THE TORTUER GENERAL IS PLEASED WITH THE DECISION IN THE HATE SPEECH CASE OF BILL WHITE

Neo Nazi bigot Bill White was found guilty of making threats against four of the seven entities which accused him in a Roanoke, Virginia courtroom yesterday. Like Hal Turner I had a digital run in with White during the early days of the coverage of the Channon Christian/Christopher Newsom murder case. Here is the comment he left:

No need to spew your phony mass-produced pseudo-rebellion at me. Save it for your imagined enemies in the "Religious Right" or whatever trendy, media-managed cause you've decided to join tonight.

Well that's Hal Turner and Bill White in the pokey. Can a Randall Terry RICO conviction be far behind???

The Torturer General Haxax Carnido issued the following statement, "Today Justice in its greatest sense was served by a jury in the Commonwealth of Virginia to protect the Union against those who hate it and would kill int the name of racial animus. Bill White and those like him cannot ever be productive members of a diverse multicultural society because as race thinkers they see themselves as the final arbiters of a Justice in which they do not believe. We await our time to judge and punish him here in Hell."


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!


Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
102 High Lux Negro 2 AS

TORTURER GENERAL HAXAX CARNIDO WAS IN ON FROSTY THE INAPPROPRIATE SNOWMAN JOKE

The Office of the Torturer general was in on the joke played by the Director of the Laal Hethri earlier this afternoon. General of the Skies Nuulo Isdrix reported on what he called a major breakthrough in "The War on Chrsitmas." The highest ranking law enforcement demon in Hell then proceeded to play a clip from CBS advertising "Two and a Half Men" and "How I Met Your Mother."

Torturer General, Haxax Carnido released a brief statement, "Yes I was in on the gag that was hatched early this morning. For once the Directat Javeth Nathux, the Laal Hethri and my office all worked to keep a secret for more than 17 seconds."


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!


Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
Communications Director
Office of the Torturer General
91 High Lux Negro 2 AS